Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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