Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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