Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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