i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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