We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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