maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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