He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just high enough for therapy.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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