so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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