By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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