Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the raccoons are back...
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