Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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