pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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