I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I can text with my tongue
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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