We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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