No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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