Buhtt sex?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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