Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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