But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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