I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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