MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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