But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Dick very happy bro
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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