how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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