he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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