Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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