The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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