I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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