yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
where are my eyebrows?
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