C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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