Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god