I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
