brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'