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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna have a badass scar

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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• (585): View more from New York

  ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?

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• (845): View more from New York

  Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen

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  That would be so convenient

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.

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  I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.

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