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• (702): View more from Nevada

  i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.

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• (209): View more from California

  High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.

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  When was that?

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value

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• (518): View more from New York

  I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.

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