Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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