fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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