I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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