Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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