I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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