they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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