problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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