my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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