Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm at about main and main street
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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