Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize