It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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