you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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