So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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