just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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