I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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