I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
