her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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