It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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