I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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