I don't usually arrange sex via text message
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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