Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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