he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Sorry about my life...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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