do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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