Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
