I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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