I think scott just propositioned me for sex
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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