Everything about him screamed your future.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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