Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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